i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin